Mess Parties


Whether it's a Summer Ball, Dining Out, Christmas Draw or an end of course knees up, make us your one-stop-shop for a brilliantly bespoke night. Our acts range from a smaller three piece, still powerful enough to fill any dance-floor, to the show-stopping jet-setters Brand New Groove. Check out our first class range of bands at or if you're looking to mix it up with a DJ or Rock-aoke let us take care of it. And away from the dancefloor our wandering acts, games and spectacles will knock guests' socks off.

To simplify the process of organising a mess event, we offer you a menu of acts and events but wherever we can we will help you source suppliers from within our extensive entertainment networks to accommodate even the most obscure of themes and ideas.

Uptown Music are unique in our first-hand experience of planning and performing at Mess Functions, drawing on the inimitable mix of our recently resettled "military advisor"/seasoned entertainments member and Directors who have 20 years of events and performance experience behind them; from West End Shows through music festivals for Moroccan Royalty to surprise soap star weddings, they have genuinely seen it all. Our team is a goldmine of advice and will help you make the absolute best of your venue and budget.

If you've got an event coming up that we can assist with drop us a line to talk through your ideas.